Quotes...

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Quotes...

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Quotes from anywhere and everywhere!!

"I may be getting married, but I'm not dead!!"-Angel

"I'm in shape...round is a shape..." -Vicki

"The sky's blue! No,it's green! No, wait, it's a hazy shade of rainbow!!" -Eve

"I'm not crazy...just reality challenged..." -Misty

"You aren't a marshal unless you're in armour." -Will

"I sound like Britney Spears on crack!" -Vicki

"you think loud..." -Karrie

"I'm not weird, I'm eccentric..." -Vicki

"I'm not in garb, I'm not armed, therefore, I'm not a lady!" -Karrie

"Ouch! Ouch! My knife hurts!" -Laura

"ten points from Gryfandor for abuse of the marshal!" -Dennis (replying after I got hit with a shield unarmored at practice)

"C is for cookie, that's good enough for me..."-Lindsay

"I haven't gotten that far in the memory yet..."-Jon H.

"I got tired of not knowing where I was..."-Kaylyn

"Stop abusing my pants!"-Jon

"Dude...George Clooney...he's got butt hair older than me..."-Michelle

"Think warm thoughts! Think warm thoughts!...My eyeballs are frozen..."-Lindsay

"it looks a pimped out herse!!" -Lindsay

"wow... you've got enough stuff to outfit a third-world country..." -Michelle('s reaction to my ever growing pile of stuff to move)

"I used to have a photographic memory; then my brain got full..."-Karrie

"I need new friends..."-Karrie

"did I just hiss...?"-Mike

"It's hunting season..."-random girl on campus, commenting about my antler hat...

"Nothing kinky...just happy..."-Jon

"You're denser than water at 4 degrees Centigrade..."-my dad

"life is bad typeing... er... something..."-Jon

"...I can understand the back being bad, 'cause I've got bad knees, but as for the front piercing, I know I don't have a uterous..."-Joe (during a discussion of bod meridians and piercings not healing... This made me laugh so hard, I like literally fell of the table I was sitting on...)

"As for you and me, we never were sane to begin with..."-Scott

"Well, they're thingy..."-Kaylyn (her answer to "How're things?)

"Can I plead directional dyslexia..?"-me (in an e-mail where I confussed east and west...)

"eep...ouch...zap..." -Karrie

"after college is the real adolescence..."-Justin

"How do you know which side of the envalope is the front?" -Cheryl

"Licorise is supposed to be chewy... this stuff is like a baby's teething ring..."-randomly overheard at work

"A Koala. Cute, cuddly, but very vicious when pestered."-Len (his responce to the question "what animal do I remind him of?")

"I think my breasts got whiplash..." -Robbin

"That'd be a cool Christmas costume..." "-Chrstmas?!" "-err... I mean Halloween..." -a conversation between me and Scott

"That'd make a neat Chris-I mean Halloween-costume..."-Scott "Haha! Now you're doing it too!" -me

"Cake!!" -Vicky

"You aren't evil, you're just etically challenged!!" -from a movie

"stuck...stuck...stuck..."-Jessi

"don't ever get your head stuck in that chair!"-Jessi

Q: "What do Romanian children turn into if they die before they're baptised?"-Goth game question

A:"umm...Catholics?"-Jessi

"You're about as graceful as a penguin on land..."-Will

"what time is it...is it midnight...am I turning into a pumpkin...?"-Lindsey at bowling

"some people say the glass is half empty. Some say the glass is half full. I just want to know who's been drinking my beer!!"-Rich's t-shirt

"My mind is an open carrot..."-Laura

"Behold the elusive attack asparagus"-Jake

"...and thanks for flying Yooper airlines..."-Chris

ARRGH... MATIE...-Len

"I think I could be taught to play fetch, but if I get bored, I may bean the thrower with the ball."-Joe

"Quack"-Jake

"you're an odd duck..."-Me

(responce) "That's because I'm a pretty swan..."-Ashley (from the bookshelf)

"I settled for crap...now I'm stuck in it..."-Michelle

"Kitty take dragon down..."-Karrie

"I shut my door in the car, and it hurt!"-Kaylyn

"Now it looks like a rabid pacman..."-Jana (from experience deign class)

"my battery's on acid..."-Laura

"it takes a lot for myself to scare me..."-Laura

"my spoon is too big..."-Jake

"on walks a banana from stage left..."-Jake

"I am a bannana..."-Jake

"you want to see a japanese toilet...?"-Eve (said while in class, and causing me to laugh hysterically)

"silly dragon, tricks are for kids..."-Jake

"wanna pet my weasle?"-Laura

"I saved the house from the +1 Flaming Washer Of Doom... someone overloaded it, which resulted in some non-purple non-magic smoke being let out of the thing... totally not cool." -Corbett

"I'm like a swiss army human."-Kevin Zeits

"your bellybutton is the event horizon for lint..."-Kyle S

"if they made these in zero-g's do you think there'd be the film on the bottom?"-(about rice crispy treats)-Kevin Z

"I'm too gay to know how to do this..."-Shawn (about not measuring a wall properly...)

"Dosn't he look like Frodo?"- Connie (from work, about a guest, causing me to begin histarically laughing, and say "he's 3ft. tall w/big hairy feet?")

"Tribal chicks get all the cool $#!t..." -Kimhari

"I'm just as nor...the same as I used to be..."-Scott

"Software is like sex, it's better when it's free." -Linus Torvald (taken from Wired Magazine)

"For part of this song, you need to look floppy and Zombie like..." -Christina

"So, we need to be floppy, zombie bellydancers?" -one of the blooms, (if you remember who, I'll give them proper credit)

"It's not my fault you live with a witch who Freudian slips..." -Me (said to Scott)

"Some of us really are tree hugging dirt worshipers..." -Me
"Whoot..."-Will (in responce)


	You'd be amazed at the things people say!! Here's a few that I found rather amuzing, at least at the time they were...